Rent-A-Raffi™
Need a Raffi? Of course you do. Available in three carefully curated tiers. Results may vary. Raffi not responsible for excessive productivity, accidental charm, or events going suspiciously well.
⚠️ Warning: May interview CEOs without prior notice.
🥉 Basic Raffi
CHF 500
Half day · while stocks last
- Shows up (probably on time)
- Handles your admin & logistics
- Makes your event look organised
- Free awkward small talk included
🥇 Premium Raffi
CHF 1,500
Full day · most popular
- Full charm offensive activated
- Will automate something you didn't ask for
- Deutsche Bank energy, startup soul
- Bilingual — will switch languages mid-sentence
- May accidentally become Head of Events
💎 VIP Raffi
CHF 3,000
Full weekend · legendary tier
- Interviews your CEO live on stage
- Automates your entire back office
- Brings New Zealand energy to Switzerland
- Accidentally attends a women's summit
- Leaves everything better than he found it
*Rent-A-Raffi™ is a joke. Mostly. Serious enquiries welcome via the Get In Touch page.